Sunday, November 6, 2011

My Run


I'm finished with my run,
And I'm glad that I can state it,
Because now that it's finally done,
I'm at ease enough to relate it.
That I've stopped seeing my shrink,
(Not on medication any longer),
So that when I feel myself sink,
I've got the tools to make myself stronger.

So I'm ready to conform,
(But it's not that easy to perform),
What do you do when you're not out whoring?
It's all of a sudden so terribly boring.
And I find myself in front of the tv all night,
and I don't want to play and I don't want to write.
And I do my best to numb my brain from thinking,
Because the minute I don't, I can feel myself sinking.

So, I'm a regular, socially up-standing man,
I wear a smile and a jacket and tie.
And I try to follow sports whenever I can,
So I can feign your interests (but it's really a lie).
'Cause I'd rather be out,
And up and about,
Or at least I watch porn and masturbate,
And do things society would alienate.

But I'm finished with my run,
It'll probably kill me to have another one,
So I'm finished with my run,
It's over now but man, was it fun.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Shine


Gotta put food on the table,
Not even sure if I'm able,
Doesn't matter whether or not I want to.
So I muster up all my powers,
And I try to work some extra hours,
Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
I'm up and I'm going, 'cause the going is tough,
And I work to the bone but it's still not enough,
And it sucks away my strength and saps my will.
It's always an uphill fight,
So count your blessings and bet I'm right,
There's no romance, no "death or glory".
Just have to keep at it,
Never surrender, never quit,
'Cause these are the cards you've been dealt,
So make them count.
No need to be bitter,
What do you need to be bitter for?
You gotta pick up the litter,
Dust yourself up off the floor.
No need to be bitter,
What do you need to be bitter for?
You can't be a quitter,
It's just another chance for you to shine,
So shine.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

High-Tech


Gonna build a website and I'll name it after me,
Throw away my dreams down to the bottom of the sea,
I use to be a real extreme,
A mean machine, I once was lean,
Guess I really let myself go.
I work in high-tech:
I manage,
Control damage,
But you wont see me,
I'm just another face in the crowd.

Thirty-something; got a child, a stack of bills, a pension plan,
Thirty-something years to go until I see a cent,
Before it's earned, the money spent,
Try as I might, can't supplement,
If the world is on my shoulders,
Naturally my back is bent.
I work in high-tech,
Don't need praises,
I need raises,
Trying to make ends meet,
I'm just another face in the crowd.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Watch TV




I'm gonna stay at home and watch TV
There's an entire world in store for me,
Sports and news, even comedy
I'm gonna stay at home and watch TV.

I got adult channels with hooter flicks,
And Discovery just for the mix,
Life is full of variety,
I'm gonna stay at home and watch TV


Reality? I know reality!
From 'Survivor' to 'Estoy Por Ti'
It was put there just for me to see,
I'm gonna stay at home and watch TV.


There's an entire world outside my door,
Global warming, nuclear war,
The apocalypse in full HD,
I'm gonna stay at home and watch TV.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Holy Bible II part IV


Noah and The Great Rain


This is the story of Noah.
Noah was a drinker of strong spirits.
He would have long, meaningful conversations with Nothing.
Nothing told him to build an ark.
And so he built an ark.
And the children of Man around him saw that he did toil on such a grand project and asked, "Say, Noah, what are you doing?"
And Noa answered, "Building an ark."
And the children of Man asked, "Why?"
And Noah Answered, "Oh, for Nothing."
This confused the children of Man so they asked, "Why would you want to go through so much trouble just for Nothing?"
By this time, Noah had had enough distractions so he simply said, "Listen. I spoke with Nothing and Nothing said to build this ark. Now, leave me be! I don't want to keep Nothing waiting..."
And the children of Man concluded, "So, you're doing this... for Nothing!?!"
And Noah answered, "Yep..."
And the children of Man didn't understand what all this strange talk was about and so (as children of men do) they made fun of Noah...
"Noah! Come, do my housework for me! I'll give you Nothing..."
"Hey! Noah! What's the matter with you? Oh, right, Nothing's the matter with you..."
"Keep working hard there, Noah. There's Nothing in it for you..."
And so on...
And Nothing told Noah that they shall pay for their wickedness for Nothing had a plan.
And Noah explained to his wife how the wicked children of Man did torment him and that Nothing had a plan for all these wicked doers.
Noah's wife had noticed that he'd been drinking again.
And Noah's wife whom had bore him three sons had Nothing at all to say to him about it.
In fact, she had Nothing to say to him quite often.

And so one night, the Great Rain did come.
And it rained so hard that the children of Man could see Nothing.
On that night, under the cover of Nothing, Noah went around and collected two of each animal of all the wicked children of Man and placed them in his ark.
And the Great Rain continued.
And so Noah went to collect his wife and sons and Noah said to his wife, "Come quick! We have done it! We have two of all the animals of all those wicked people in the ark. We must be off now, quickly, get the children!"
"What are you talking about Noah?, " asked Noah's wife, " Who told you to take the animals?"
And Noah answered, "Nothing but never mind that, now get the boys and come quick!"
And Noah's wife was so infuriated that she could say Nothing to him but then,figuring that she would have to reckon with the children of Man for her husband's action, went along taking the children with her.
And so the ark went into the water and floated away, leaving the wicked children of Man in the Great Rain.

And eventually the Great Rain came to an end.
And upon landing in dry land, Noah opened the doors to the ark to let the animals out.
And Noah looked up and behold!
There was the sight he'd been waiting for:
A sign!
And Noah brought out his wife and said, "See there!"
And Noah's wife said, "What is it Noah?"
And Noah said, "Don't you see it?! It's a sign!"
And Noah's wife said "It's a rainbow Noah!", and she said Nothing to him ever again for Noah had lost himself to strong spirits for the rest of this days.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Disco Slammer


Feel good,
That's what the cash is for,
In the jar, on the fridge,
But only for emergencies,
Take a peak,
There's just enough to go around,
Time to get up,
Time to get down,
So dress to kill...

They don't call me "Disco Slammer" for nothing,
I'm needed there,
Cause I make them dance like they have not a care.
They won't know what the party is like till I get them down on the dance floor.

Living like a pauper but I'm loving like a king,
Lay you down those rhythms, entice you to shake that thing,
So get up and dance and get yourself feeling grand,
Make your way back into Wonderland.

They don't call me "Disco Slammer" for nothing...

Bite Me


Doesn't listen to her mother but she'll do what Daddy wants,
How convenient I've been drinking apple juice,
And she wants something warm and Fuzzy inside her,
Not to mention all those gadgets that are buzzing beside her,
And she claims to be a good girl,
But hey, that's no excuse.

Bite me.
Excite me.
Throw me in between the sheets and fight me.
Instruct me.
Conduct me.
And if you're still not satisfied then destruct me.

I got a shredded back and carpet burns,
And my arms and chest and shoulders ache,
And even thought I'm sore,
All I want is more,
'Cause I don't give a damn if I'm about to break.

And you're not a good girl if you don't,
Or a bad girl if you do,
Besides,
Good girls need to be bad too...